By Ehi Ekhator
The lies of the present administration head by President Muhammadu Buhari is obvious to the point that it could influence the deaf to hear and the imbecilic to talk. It is so horrifying to the point that everybody is spurned by it.
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Despite the fact that it’s not surprisings as the administration arrived at their present position through various falsehoods, Nigerians have never had it this awful.
Those days, father would discipline their children for lying, however with fathers assumed control over the Association of falsehoods just to snatch a bit of the national cake, it is troublesome of what their children can do.
Since we live in a nation where notoriety is history, trustworthiness is sold into servitude and straightforwardness is for the dolts, the present administration has exploited the artlessness of Nigerians to harvest their sense of reasoning.
The trending topic is the President’s arrival to the nation. Buhari returned on the twentieth of August after spending 103 days in the United Kingdom doing nothing but having meals with companions, taking motion photographs and splitting ribs on how furious Nigerians are over his nonappearance.
Indeed, It is difficult to state he was there for therapeutic consideration as his party members and presidency disclosed to the people that he was just there on the instruction of his medical specialists. The governor of Imo State, Rochas Okorocha in a meeting revealed to Nigerians that Buhari was not debilitated. He said he was just taking vitamin tablets on the direction of his specialist which was in opposition to Buhari’s own particular proclamation when he said “I have never been this sick in my life”.
During an interview, Okorocha said “All I can say is that Mr President is in good health, he is not on life support and he will soon be back. And he is not in the hospital. I was thinking I was going to see him in the hospital, but he is not even in the hospital. He was at home relaxing and having a good time.”
He said, “When I made enquiries as to why he is still waiting, why he is still not back home, all I got as an answer is that he is just taking some vitamins to increase his appetite to regain his lost weight.”
Clearly, Buhari’s liars mean well for the President which implies they are against the whole nation’s advance. They are so decided in protecting the President that they overlooked that he is spending the tax prayers’ money to take care himself, in this manner, the Nigerian people need to know what they are paying for.
The All Progressives Congress, APC, had asserted they didn’t know the genuine status of the President’s wellbeing, and Buhari said just his specialist could give him the thumbs up to continue work.
Few days ago, Lai Mohammed, Femi Adesina and a large group of others went to the non sick President in London and upon their arrival, the Speaker of the House of Assembly, Hon. Yakubu Dogara tweeted that Buhari’s wellbeing had enhanced incredibly.
“Today we visited His Excellency, President @MBuhari. I am glad that he is doing well. His health has improved tremendously. @NGRPresident”
“I urge all Nigerians to continue to pray and offer thanks to God for answered prayers and for the safe return of Mr. President @MBuhari.” He alleged.
One of the strategies applied by the Presidential schemes to hoodwink Nigerians is to snap Buhari on motion. That is, at whatever point he is requested to do anything in a couple of seconds, a photographer is available to take his photo for Nigerians to be persuaded that he ishale and hearty, meanwhile, they have made sure he is not seen on camera for too long.
Buhari just came back to Nigeria so as to keep away from the humiliation Nigerians practically melted on him at Abuja house in London. Some angry Nigerians took to the front of the Abuja House to dissent his constant remain in London. They pushed him to either resume or resign. On the video, you could hear Nigerians calling him “photograph president” “Remote President” among different names.
The following day, as Buhari saw that unlike Nigeria, the government in the United Kingdom enabled Nigerians to practice their rights to protest, the President gathered his packs and kept running back to Nigeria.
In an attempt to convince Nigerians further that he was doing very well, they arranged a media broadcast which was later found to be pre-recorded. Buhari can’t be permitted to remain on cam for long as the real crumbling health status will be uncovered.
Buhari, who telecommuted before he exited for London has come back to his home once more. The senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Shehu Garba revealed to Nigerians that the President’s office required remodel due to its devastation by rodents amid the president’s long stretch of absence.
“Following the three months period of disuse, rodents have caused a lot of damage to the furniture and the air conditioning units”, he said, explaining that it was impossible for his boss to operate from the office in that condition.
The above reason is the most noticeably awful lie in the history. This lie is far more detestable than what Lai Mohammed, the fame Nigerian liar can tell. The lie additionally demonstrated that the Presidency does not have single respect for Nigerians capacity to think since they are known for their gullibility.
It is also funny that whenever there is no room for lies, rats would take the blame. During the Presidential campaign, Buhari claimed he couldn’t find his certificate, well, rats were responsible and now that he is sick and looking for another reason to stay at home, the rats once again are blamed for the office devastation.
Femi Adesina, another senior liar in the Presidency goofed on a national TV when he was hit with the subject of “who is paying for President Buhari’s medicals”. Clearly the representative did no expect such an immediate inquiry which pushed him to a troublesome circumstance. Since Adesina is an agreeable liar, he couldn’t design his answer.
Interview below:
Interviewer: Who is paying for his medical treatment?
Adesina: Does it matter?
Interviewer: No no no, that is our President, don’t you think we need to know?
Adesina: If he is our President that means he also has access to some things. I do not know who is paying, but as a President, he has a right to be treated by the country.
Interviewer: So Nigeria is paying for his treatment, isn’t it?
Adesina: Most likely, i do not know for sure but most likely.
With this conspicuous inquiry and reply, Adesina was all the while attempting to maneuver his way out until the point where he gave in, when he understood the questioner wouldn’t give him a chance to utilize his strategies.
It was likewise gathered that 8 aides who were with Buhari in London for 3 months got $1000 every day as their travelling recompenses, which implies that the foreign currency that left Nigeria through Buhari’s medical treatment in the United Kingdom was colossal and the Presidency would keep on lying never to answer the amount Buhari has really misused in his own medical problem.
Below are the lists of Presidential liars:
Governor Rochas Okorocha – Imo State Governor – An attempt to belong to the decision makers in the north, Rochas sold his people out, claiming to be a northerner and is ready to sacrifice his people.
Mallam Garba Shehu – Senior Speicial Adviser to Buhari – A terrible liar without conscience. a paid professional liar.
Mr. Femi Adesina – Presidential Spokesperson. Another paid professional liar.
Prof. Yemi Osinbajo – The Vice President who is lying out of NO CHOICE. He knows the contract his signed before he became the Vice President and would do anything to be on the right side of the Northern messiah called Buhari.
Lai Mohammed – Minister of Information and Culture: The deadliest liar of them all. The man’s ability to lie is known by the entire Nigerians.
Mr. Abba Kyari – Buhari’s chief of Staff – A paid liar and Chief Cabal.
Wanna be(s)
Hon. Yakubu Dogara – Speaker of the House of Assembly
Mr. Adams Oshiomhole – Former governor of Edo State, abandoned his positive beliefs as a former labour leader for a piece of national appointment e.g his position on restructuring..
We know there are more, kindly add their names on the comment session.
Ehi Ekhator is a Nigerian journalist and can be reached at
Email: ehidan@naijacenter.com
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